Morcideus , Mota has an Etch-a-sketch

Level:  41
Race:   Drow
Class:  Thief
Age:    36
Gender: Male

Last logged in: 5 days, 11 hours, 10 minutes ago

As you slurp down your Pina Colada, you think to yourself, "Self...why did I get a Pina Colada
...I don't even like Pina Coladas", an eerie feeling succumbs you. And out of the darkness
a shadow creature leaps at you, your Pina Colada topples to the ground.
BAM! Morcideus steals your Virginity!
You feel liberated!
You gain 10000 experience points.